Well folks I’m back. After a month or so of being incommunicado, I am back to regularly posting on an irregular basis.
In my time off I started experimenting in future viewing. I use a technique called, well it doesn’t really have a name, but beer is involved. And I saw some very interesting things. One time I thought I caught a glimpse of very bad things happening in the year 2012. I didn’t put too much faith in that vision as I also saw myself winning the Powerball lottery last week. But then today I saw this :
Anheuser-Busch expands Bud Light Platinum production
American brewer Anheuser-Busch is expanding the production of Bud Light Platinum to three breweries to meet the growing demand.
Anheuser-Busch North America zone president Luiz Edmond said trial and repeat purchases have been tremendous since the first ads aired during the Super Bowl, and while supplies were tight in the first few months, having to double the number breweries producing Bud Light Platinum is a great problem to have.
Bud Light Platinum is available nationally in cobalt blue 12oz glass bottles in six and 12 pack formats.
That news sounds bad enough, but then I saw the following news blurb. At first glance the two stories appear to have very little in common. Until the last line that is.
Archeologists in Central America have finally broken the language code for this Mayan tablet found in what was believed to be an ancient brewery.
According to the research team, the tablet details how the bad times will be upon us when the beer turns blue and tastes like monkey butt.
Since I can’t do much about either one, I think I will go have another beer……